Yo mama is so flat shes jelous of the wall!!!

aww you with your ‘smenny smraig’ uniform

Yo momma is so fat that when she walked into the aquarium the whales started singing “We are FAMILY!”

yo mamma so poor she used toilet paper washed it and used it again

yo mamma so stupid i told her to go get mi a color tv and she came bakk and said wat color……2) yo mamma is so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade…3)yo mamma is so fat u have to take 1 train and 2 buses to get on her good side…

there u go i handle that bitch for u

Yo mama is so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with a friend

ur mama so fat she needs the pacific the atlantic to keep one of her ass cheek in the water

wow happy very very late b-day

ur mama so old she got spiderweb stitching her pussy

@81partyrock aww fail i ment to say mnms

your momma is so stupid,she tried to put mems in alphabetical order

lol

Yo Moma is so black you need a flashligh to see her!

yo momma so stupid that when she was watching tv she taped a piece of paper to the tv and called it paper veiw

your mama so ugly…they put her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.

yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.

Yo Mommas so fat, she walked by the tv and I missed a whole season.
yo mamma so fat, that when she wore a yellow raincoat i mistakened her for a cab.

yo momma soo dirty, when i asked her what was for dinner, she opened her legs & said crabs!

yo momma’s so poor when she walked out the back door she tripped over the fence!!!

ahh were u getting horny with ur cat

i wish i was the cat ur sooo hot ru tring to act black no affence
YO MAMA SO POOR SHE PUT THINGS ONE LAY WAY AT THE 99 cent store

yow momma sooooo stupid, she tried to rob an atm!! ohhh lmao jk love u shane!

yo mamas so fat wen she farts al gore acuses her of global warming

Yo momma so gay she’s lesbian..
Yo momma so ugly she died
Yo momma had a baby with a potato
Yo momma masturbates with an ant
Yo momma stupid
Yo momma ugly as a piece of poo
Yo momma sucked lady gaga’s dick
Yo momma’s dick so big she fucked your dad from the front door… when he was 5 blocks away

YEAH THEY SUCK SHUT UP FOR I AM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

ur moma is so black she got marked absent in night school