My second attempt at translating some rather funny fellows’ material. I will admit right now that I did not get one of the jokes across. I think “I’ll pour your water for you” is supposed to mean something like “I’ll aim your pee stream for you” here, if I’m not mistaken (I probably am). I couldn’t think of a way to make it sound decent in both conversations. This one was more challenging and fun–there’s great wordplay going on in this one. As with any translations I’ll try posting here, I’d like to welcome constructive criticism if you’ve got it to spare. Enjoy. 今回、meadows234さんに感謝します。